(via three-fold-satire)Source: hexele
“People are dying all over the world and all you care about is a little tornado in the middle of nowhere, Oklahoma? It’s not like it hit a major city” the blogger from New England who’s never been in a tornado types ferociously.
Lightning flashes outside their window
The lights in their home…
You live in a location called “Tornado Alley”,
And No one saw this coming?
If i was an insurance company i would never insure you nor would i pay out.
So, asshole, I guess that means you would insure or pay out for people who live on the the Gulf/East…
Those schools were built up to code to deal with a tornado, but the thing about an EF5 is that it will destroy anything.
Fuckin a, it’s not like Oklahoma fucking tries to have its buildings destroyed and not like we haven’t live there long enough to withstand it. Weird how mother-fucking nature is a bitch.
Weather is not to be underestimated.
I take it you’re okay, Andrew?Source: lifeobservinglife
Holey beejbus in a cupcake I am heading home this Friday. I can’t wait. I get to cook again, eat Mexican food and sleep in my own/a real bed.